Photo 17 Apr 28,318 notes teslatricity:

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird


i have questions

teslatricity:

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

i have questions

Video 17 Apr 71,273 notes

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Video 16 Apr 496,714 notes

drewgray:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

Text 16 Apr 103,840 notes TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

image

Video 16 Apr 40,237 notes

alwaysacatch:

Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.

(Source: hannahorvath)

Video 16 Apr 25,273 notes
Video 16 Apr 129,295 notes
Photo 15 Apr 174,784 notes cleolinda:

valeria2067:

solarbeans:

zaikira4world:

superwholockianlady:

jillypooh:

sweet-henrietta:

I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.

This windowsill pleases me. 


YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!

AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!

SCREAMS

I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!

Seasonal reblog.

cleolinda:

valeria2067:

solarbeans:

zaikira4world:

superwholockianlady:

jillypooh:

sweet-henrietta:

I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.

This windowsill pleases me. 

image

YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!

AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!

SCREAMS

I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!

Seasonal reblog.

Text 15 Apr 683,915 notes

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Video 15 Apr 32,397 notes

witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.

(Source: darlingdukeofsuffolk)

via Jerakeen.
Text 15 Apr 58,045 notes

hungrylikethewolfie:

kenzihale:

Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.

image

Admittedly, this episode aired close to twenty years ago (which doesn’t make me feel old at all, shut up), but even at the time, everyone watching it was going, “Where the hell did he dig that old relic up?” because Season 1 aired in 1996 and that computer was already about ten years old.  (My best guess, based on some quick research, is that it was made around 1987 at the latest.)  Laptops had already had full-sized screens for a while in the mid-nineties, kids, this was just a baffling piece of prop selection.

Text 15 Apr 10,219 notes

pastries-and-turtlenecks:

someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe

(Source: nicrouleau)

Photo 15 Apr 1,123,956 notes medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(Source: cineraria)

Video 15 Apr 201,214 notes

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

(Source: toptumbles)

Text 14 Apr 208,212 notes Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

image

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

via HatSpace.

Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.